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Sunday, July 11, 2004
Well, we told we'd be back! At pimpstrategy.com, we don't bullshit... Well, not about getting the game backup.

--Dark Wolfe

Tuesday, April 15, 2003
The game has been down for the past day or so... We appologize for the inconvience. We think it best to go ahead and keep the game up until all this business can be sorted out. Again we appologize for the problems and hope to have this resolved soon.

--Dark Wolfe

NOTICE! Everyone's passwords have been reset! Check your email for the new passwords.

Koshigia: *Notices that he has everyone beat by more than enough to consider it an asswhooping* I TOLD you I was up and coming :P

Learn Chinese: DOS (Disk Operating System): Xia pan zuo ye xi-tong.

Sunday, April 06, 2003
We have succesfully switched providers, and most of you didn't even know =) Well, yesterdays bullshit won't be happening again, this new provider 0wnz yer girls nuts.

--Dark Wolfe

Saturday, April 05, 2003
Today the game was down due to bullshit problems with our hosting service. In light of these problems, we have made arrangements to switch providers. We want to make absolutely sure this won't happen again... We won't put up with this shit. If we go down for a day, we switch hosting durring the downtime.

Again, we appologize for the inconvience and are taking steps to correct it as we speak.
--Dark Wolfe

Our game rocks, but don't take our words for it, motherfucker, ask our players.

Saturday, March 22, 2003
BTW, free YourName@pimpstrategy.com email addresses are available to all beta testers, email nick@pimpstrategy.com with your email name requirements and I'll be glad to set that up for you.
--Nick Wolfe

Friday, March 21, 2003
The Beta Test as officially started. We've spent about a year in development on this game and are very proud to be able to bring you our Beta!!! Don't worry, you won't be disappointed when you play. Although it may leave you with a few wants and desires when you go back to any other game. Any questions email system@pimpstrategy.com or post a message in the message board inside.

--Dark Wolfe

Monday, December 30, 2002
A little SQL Tutor by NickWolfe:
result = mysex_query("select mydong from yergirl left join hermom where sexsandwich=true");

--Nick Wolfe

Monday, December 30, 2002
Well, chriznismas is over, and people who brought yew this pimpin' game bring yew yet another parody. This one is unfinished, so help us out.

I've been locked up tight
for a century of lonely nights
waiting for some one, to FUCK me

My hand is racing at the speed of light
hopefully i will cum tonight

ohh fucking gizooood

ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh
my dilznick's saying lets go

ohhh ohhh ohhhh ohhh
but viagra's saying no, no

--Dark Wolfe

(se)X-MAS by Nick and Dark
sleighbawls jiggle, are you feelin'
in the laaaaaaand, jizz is glistnin'
and yew singin' a song, ridin' my dong
fuckin' in a winter wonderland

later ooooon we'll conspire,
As we bone by the fiiiiire,
To face unfraid, the jizz we just made,
fuckin in a winter wonderland

--Dark Wolfe


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Friday, March 21, 2003
Remember, this is just the beta test. We're hoping to give away some gift certificates, and we'll of course give you all greetz in the game's credits =)


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